2/16/07. 12:25 pm.
Due to the overwhelming response from the general public, we will be hosting an open competition to choose a name for our little avocado plant. No purchase necessary. All are eligible to participate. The winner will be given $7500 and a congratulatory hug. So respond with your best suggestions by clicking on the comment button below. No jokes, please. This is serious business.
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I'll start things off. Julio Iglesias.
Avery
Avi
Carl
Wickersham
And because I'm not one to believe that one's anatomy or sex should be the sole determinant of one's gender expression, I offer the following:
Ava
Cady
Gwen
Molly
this is amazing, love what you're doing here. hmm...
Guido Chantilly
Robert Duvall
Caado Movado
Hmmmm... Was this a Mexican Hass Avocado, a California Hass Avocado, or one of those gross Florida ginormous Avocados? I feel like the country and region of origin should play a role in the name... perhaps the following would be appropriate:
Mexico bred:
Agapito
Jocabo
Gabriel
Vincente Fox
California bred:
Steve
Florida Bred (Daytona region):
Ricky Bobby
Florida bred (Miami region):
Ricky Ricardo
I'm an idiot. I totally didn't realize blogger would post that under my Guinea Pig Parade alter-ego, "recorder of pedigrees." Now I look like some internet wackjob (which I am) who's anonymously posting on your new blog... oh well, whatcha gonna do?
May I humbly suggest that Avery's progeny, should he be male, be named
Hugo Chavocado......or not
My vote goes to Kelly's suggestion of Hugo Chavocado!
H. Richard Shumacher
Farfignewton
my vote is for Hugo Chavocado. Well done, Hugo. Well done.
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